Satoris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[John McCain]

Meh...

Yeah this didn't do anything for me. SNL is already trying their damnedest to be funny anymore by bashing the right wing. This is almost the same.

Anyway, see you all later. This will be "reported" by the end of the day anyway.

[WeRBopBop #20]

lol

That was a nice Obama commercial.

But seriously. I liked the animation and the timing. The voices could use a little work though, McCain sounded like Bush and Obama sounded like Clinton (Intended?) Anyway, I think this would have been funnier if it weren't so one sided towards Obama, maybe use more jokes about him other than the fact (yes fact) that he's a muslim.

[The Last Hour: Chapter 3]

Stop wasting the RRC's time

Sorry bro. This is a joke, and a very humorless one at that. I had high hopes when I watched the first chapter but now I don't want it to continue. Please request reviews from something you actually care about next time.

Jaiba responds:

i'll assure you it isn't a joke. i need to find a better voice actor, and writer. well for chapter 5 me and my good friend decided to do everything our selves, and i hope you'll give us another chance. chapter 5 in my opinion is the best work so far. sure i might not be as good as adam phillips but i'm getting there.

[The Last Hour: Chapter 2]

Seems more like a joke

Eh, this one seemed a lot more like a joke than a serious flash. I mean, the voice in the opening credits through the mood way off kilter. The music also overpowered everything else in the rest of the flash. Sorry man, the first short was a lot better.

*Review Request Club* (I hate it when I forget that)

Jaiba responds:

we didn't have a good program to convert the voice recording files so it ended up being slower than intended so our intro seems lagged. but we fixed that error. i know our earlier works aren't as good as my latest work. but i have vastly improved on my animation. i'm still a new artist and i'm still learning. so please don't let this past works make you give up on us. Chapter 5 which just came out, which you can check out on my profile is pretty awesome in my opinion. vastly improved.

-jaiba

[The Last Hour: Chapter 1]

Very short

Good animation, I like the ship fading. But I think if you would have titled this a teaser or a short I would rate higher. I'm liking the story though, I love that the antichrist is going to be an alien!

Jaiba responds:

hey check out my newest movie, chapter 5. i think you'll enjoy it. peace.

-jaiba

[Beneath the Sheets]

Very hard to see.

I had to strain my eyes pretty hard to see half of it. I think that's why people will cry a lot to post it on youtube because the quality has to be so dumbed down for NG. The ghost was meh, the story was meh. I understand it's supposed to be funny but...I dunno, I guess I just laughed a little more on the inside.

Fro responds:

Thanks for the review. It's suppose to be that dark though read the author comments.

[When I'm Running]

Not bad

Overall a pretty good flash. I don't submit flash content but I know what I like to see and I saw a few things that were a bit odd. First off, he ran REALLY weird. I know it's impossible to animate the human walk/run but I think you can do a lot better. The idea was great though. I was run my fat ass off if a dinosaur was chasing me. Good work. Very good work.

OxSox responds:

Thank you, I was kind of testing that run cycle. It looks a bit weird, mainly, I think, because the perspective of the feet turns towards and away from you as he runs. This affect was a lot of work and in my opinion turned out kind of... meh. I don't think I'll do it again in the future. Thank for the review.

[Secret To A Long Life]

Lame joke for a good animation

5/10 for the Animation aspect of it. I saw the punchline of the joke coming from a mile away and I guess that's what made it not funny to me. In your comments you say oyu can do better than this. Please submit something you are actually proud of. I'm sure you can do great things.

*Review Request Club*

[Newgrounds: A History]

Very nice

"You learn something new everyday.' Great quote and it applies to me after watching this. Good writing and entertaining. Front page material imo, people should know the history of the website the love so much. Cheers!

*Review Request Club*

Insanimation responds:

Thanks! Front Page material? Now that's a compliment...

[Sprite A Day: Funeral]

You know...

I really enjoyed the Sprite-a-days. I would always watch them at work on my lunch break and they made me laugh. I would like to see ANY of the animators on this site put out a new submission (a compilation at that) everyday around the same time and get as many views as the sprite-a-days did. I can't wait for sprite-a-week. I'm sure they'll be just as good as the days. Great job guys. Pay no heed to the simpletons that plague Newgrounds.

Hopefully the authors will be able to read this before it gets banned.

PaperBat responds:

People like you are the reason we just dident quit completly...