Satoris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[G.I.N.A part 3]

Couldn't finish it

Animation was great, terrible voice acting killed it. I watched 4min and 30sec of it before having to stop. Take as much time finding good voice actors who believe in their parts as you do in animating the project. My biggest problem was that it sounded like they were holding back, almost as if they were embarrassed of the lines they were delivering. That's my advice.

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

I want cake

This is so good...I want that cake.

[Spider-Ninja]

Eh...

It needs to change to "All characters owned by Disney." /puke

[Dinner with Frenchie]

Mouth noises distracting

This was a good piece of flash. I'm not a flash artist so I'm not going to comment on that part but I think your audio engineering could use some work. I really think you could have found better sound FX for when Neo was eating; it seriously sounded like either water was dripping into a bucket or you were over exaggerating open mouth chewing (When his mouth was animated to be closed). His chewing was also upstaging the action that was going on between the french guy and Morpheus. Its good to have sound in the background but not when it over-powers the primary action.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Hm, yeah, probably could've put more space between him eating and the dialog, or turned it down some. I'll look into it, thanks!

[Korean Missile Crisis]

w00t

This wins.

Scoppdoggy - lol ur bad

Sh0T-D0wN responds:

Lol.

[Sprite A Day: 33]

YES!

IT'S BACK!

If its been back for a while and I just missed it don't make fun of me please. I used to watch the sprite-a-days all the time and was sad when they stopped. :(

[Pico Gets In Shape]

ROFL

WHY can't I vote 6? That was perfect! I absolutely HATED the shapes on a line thing that mucked up the front page some time ago but THIS was hilarious. Brought up some good points too...

[Tax Day]

Um...Not really.

"According to U.S. History the figures themselves were rather the opposite. Grant drank heavily, Jackson was a slave owner, and Franklin was a womanizer."

What history book have YOU been reading?

zappawadda responds:

I get my education from the internet, it can't be wrong.

[Vigilance 3]

Voice makes it hard to watch

I like the story and the characters but the voice actor could use some voice coaching. It sounded like you were thinking way faster than you were talking, and you were trying to find the next thing to say. I would hear hesitant pauses and "..ok..." like "...ok...I'm trying to think of something to say..."

I would suggest writing out a script and going over it a few times before recording the actual voice overs so that you know what you're going to say next and you don't slur your words together. I'm not coming at you with no experience in voice acting. I've done a lot of voice overs for many web cartoons so I can give this to you without sounding hypocritical. Keep it up though.

[The Legend of David 1]

bad

this was.